Justin Skolnick lives and works in Portland.

Too Much TV

Originally posted to justin.revision8.com on in Waverly, Iowa

Dreamed about the “Mobile Shadow” — a disease my TV contracted while my family vacationed briefly in a techno-urban small RV hotel (think pods in a conference center).

The Mobile Shadow virus replaces all characters on the TV with a white-haired, bearded black man who parodies their actions and renders your favorite shows — all shows, for that matter — unwatchable. The virus transmits itself through coax and cannot be removed. The man may have been a Muslim.